All Ogden Nash Quotes
Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?
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Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?
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Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.
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Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
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Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.
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There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that the best way to make friends is to do something terrible and then make amends.
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Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
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Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.
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There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.
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To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
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If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
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I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
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Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to belong to the most exclusive club there is.
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