All Red Skelton Quotes
No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds.
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Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles.
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All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
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I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.
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God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.
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Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.
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His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.
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Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.
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Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.
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I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.
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