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There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
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I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
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I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.
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