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Caution: These verses may be hazardous to your solemnity.
Russell Baker
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Objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories: those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
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In America, it is sport that is the opiate of the masses.
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Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things.
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Society
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I gave up on new poetry myself 30 years ago when most of it began to read like coded messages passing between lonely aliens in a hostile world.
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What the New Yorker calls home would seem like a couple of closets to most Americans, yet he manages not only to live there but also to grow trees and cockroaches right on the premises.
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Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.
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An educated person is one who has learned that information almost always turns out to be at best incomplete and very often false, misleading, fictitious, mendacious - just dead wrong.
Russell Baker in
Education
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The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.
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Reporters thrive on the world's misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent pleasure in events that dismay the rest of humanity.
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Politics
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The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.
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Don't try to make children grow up to be like you, or they may do it.
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Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
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When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible - cowards and fools.
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