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All Sandra Bernhard Quotes
I can't tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see something good coming and I can see something bad coming.
Sandra Bernhard
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That disturbs people when they know they didn't have the guts or integrity to stick to their dreams.
Sandra Bernhard
56% of people like this quote
Unfortunately, most college kids these days aren't coming from any place-they seem to ask the same kind of questions over and over again.
Sandra Bernhard
54% of people like this quote
The real terrorist threats are George W. Bush and his band of brown-shirted thugs.
Sandra Bernhard
52% of people like this quote
I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.
Sandra Bernhard
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There are few performers who would have had the audacity to even bring up the fact that they had been poorly reviewed.
Sandra Bernhard
51% of people like this quote
There are so few women in general who aren't completely threatened and confused by other women's success. It's very disappointing.
Sandra Bernhard
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I've become this sort of icon for the gay community. I don't like the position.
Sandra Bernhard
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At some point, the pride has to be a part of the whole day-to-day oeuvre. It's part of who you are and doesn't need to be discussed anymore.
Sandra Bernhard
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Smut, if it's really smut, there's nothing backing it up. It's the easy way out.
Sandra Bernhard
49% of people like this quote
I'm very much a humanist. I'm very much pro-choice. I'm very much politically correct.
Sandra Bernhard
48% of people like this quote
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