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Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Steve Martin
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I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness.
Steve Martin
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Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.
Steve Martin
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An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be.
Steve Martin
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Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.
Steve Martin
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