All Todd Barry Quotes
I had some friends that tried it down there, and I went to a couple of open mics, and I just kind of got this... this sick urge to try it instead of just watching it.
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I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place.
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I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things.
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I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone.
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If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward.
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I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that.
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It was actually 3 years between albums. That seems like a long time to me.
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I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.
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People don't understand that that's really what it is. They're looking for a magic phone number or something. And to a certain extent, I understand that, because comedy is treated so much as a stepping stone by a lot of people.
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I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.
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