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If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it.
Tom Lehrer
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It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.
Tom Lehrer
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The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability.
Tom Lehrer
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Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.
Tom Lehrer
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Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes not only in solving problems, but also in anticipating them.
Tom Lehrer
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I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
Tom Lehrer
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An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.
Tom Lehrer
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Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you.
Tom Lehrer
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When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.
Tom Lehrer
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I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
Tom Lehrer
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On my income tax 1040 it says "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.
Tom Lehrer
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I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.
Tom Lehrer
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Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your .
Tom Lehrer
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