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Tom Waits
 
Nationality:   American
 
Date of Birth:   Dec 7, 1949
 
Profession:   Musician
 
 
 
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The piano has been drinking, not me.
 
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It's hard to win when you always lose.
 
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The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.
 
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I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
 
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I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.
 
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Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.
 
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Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
 
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I'm just trying to make a buck like everyone else.
 
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