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The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy.
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Unfortunately, the American justice system is just riddled with lies and inconsistencies.
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One night all the James Brown band was playing on stage and I look in the back and I could see Mick Jagger and Keith Richards trying to get in the club and they couldn't get in cause it was to crowded.
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The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya.
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Well, I had an after hours club in Vancouver and when any of the Motown acts would call.
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Every time I get tested, I ask questions about it, and I watch how they do it.
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You know, I left the country when Reagan got in; I went to France. And when George Bush Jr. got in, my instincts told me it was time to go - I'd felt that we had grown above that, you know?
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We won a contest at the teen fair in Vancouver and the first prize was a recording contract and we recorded at a radio station on the stairway, and we did a record and it got put out.
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Maybe once in a while, you know, after a hard day of shooting or something like that, I'd kick back.
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I was about sixteen when I discovered that music could get you laid, so I got into music boy, didn't matter what you looked like either, you could be a geeky looking guy but if you played music, whoa, you'd get the girls.
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But on the other hand, pot is the best recreational substance for teenagers, athletes, people who have naturally high adrenaline.
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No. Maceo played sax, didn't he, well they used to sit in.
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Just recently up in Utah, some guy got 55 years for selling an ounce of pot to an undercover agent.
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