All W. C. Fields Quotes
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.
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Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
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Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.
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There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it.
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I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
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