All W. C. Fields Quotes
I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
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There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
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No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
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It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
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Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.
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Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
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Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
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Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.
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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
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