All W. C. Fields Quotes
Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
W. C. Fields
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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
W. C. Fields
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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
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