All Will Rogers Quotes
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
Will Rogers
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We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
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We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?
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The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if you just sit there.
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There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.
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An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
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I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times.
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Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.
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Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
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