All Will Rogers Quotes
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.
Will Rogers
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Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
Will Rogers
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.
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The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope but he can't make anybody believe that he has it.
Will Rogers
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Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
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When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that's Memoirs.
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So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way.
Will Rogers
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About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.
Will Rogers
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America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
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Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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