All Wilson Mizner Quotes
Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people on the way down.
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I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read - .'
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There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.
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Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
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The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.
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Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.
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Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
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A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are people who helped him get his fortune.
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In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.
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Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.
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It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found.
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I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience.
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