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Wilson Mizner
 
Nationality:   American
 
Date of Birth:   May 19, 1876
 
Date of Death:   Apr 3,  1933
 
Profession:   Dramatist
 
 
 
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The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.
 
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If you count all your assets you always show a profit.
 
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I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
 
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The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
 
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Failure has gone to his head.
 
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The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.
 
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The first hundred years are the hardest.
 
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Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.
 
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To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.
 
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I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.
 
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God help those who do not help themselves.
 
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