All Wilson Mizner Quotes
The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.
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I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
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The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
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Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him.
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A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.
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The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.
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Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.
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To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.
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A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.
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