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All Woody Allen Quotes
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
Woody Allen
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I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.
Woody Allen
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The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
Woody Allen
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If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
Woody Allen
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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
Woody Allen
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Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.
Woody Allen
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He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.
Woody Allen
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His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
Woody Allen
57% of people like this quote
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
Woody Allen
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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
Woody Allen
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Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
Woody Allen
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