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In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
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Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea.
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I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
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Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
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When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
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The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.
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I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
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Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
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