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It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
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I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
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Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
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I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!
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Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
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It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
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I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
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Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.
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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down .
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