Author details
All Woody Allen Quotes
Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.
Woody Allen
53% of people like this quote
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down .
Woody Allen
53% of people like this quote
It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
Woody Allen
53% of people like this quote
In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
Woody Allen
53% of people like this quote
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
Woody Allen
53% of people like this quote
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
Woody Allen
52% of people like this quote
Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
Woody Allen
52% of people like this quote
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Woody Allen
52% of people like this quote
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
Woody Allen
52% of people like this quote
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
Woody Allen
51% of people like this quote
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Woody Allen
51% of people like this quote
Related authors