Quotes from authors born on Nov 14th
Do you seriously expect me to be the first Prince of Wales in history not to have a mistress?
Prince Charles
Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers.
P. J. O'Rourke
Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.
P. J. O'Rourke
Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
P. J. O'Rourke
In aid, the proper attitude is one omitting gratitude.
Marya Mannes
Kenneth Graham 
Ron Carter 
Algernon Charles Swinburne 
Haruki Murakami 
Maude Adams 
Franco Harris 
Roger Moore 
Frank Bruno