Quotes from authors born on Nov 14th
Do you seriously expect me to be the first Prince of Wales in history not to have a mistress?
Prince Charles
Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers.
P. J. O'Rourke
Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.
P. J. O'Rourke
Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
P. J. O'Rourke
Never fight an inanimate object.
P. J. O'Rourke
Kate DiCamillo 
Neil Young 
Frank B. Kellogg 
James Joseph Sylvester 
Maria Schell 
J. Donald Walters 
Sissy Spacek 
Giulio Andreotti