Quotes from authors born on Nov 22nd
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
Rodney Dangerfield
In 1973, women got 59 cents on the dollar; now we are getting 74 cents on the dollar. In the area of finance and business, we are at 68 cents on the dollar.
Billie Jean King
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
Rodney Dangerfield
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
Rodney Dangerfield
The reward of one duty is the power to fulfill another.
George Eliot
Johnny Unitas 
Mike Rutherford 
Elizabeth Bishop 
Christina Applegate 
John Kenneth Galbraith 
Ruth Bernhard 
Harry Reid 
Victor Buono