Quotes from authors born in 1835
When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.
Mark Twain
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
Mark Twain
Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
Mark Twain
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
Mark Twain
The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
Mark Twain
Robert Guillaume 
William Safire 
Ving Rhames 
Hun Sen 
Joan Rivers 
Jimmy Dean 
Peter Stormare 
Paul Schrader