Quotes from authors that died on Oct 5th
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
Rodney Dangerfield
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
Rodney Dangerfield
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
Rodney Dangerfield
When you rise in the morning, give thanks for the light, for your life, for your strength. Give thanks for your food and for the joy of living. If you see no reason to give thanks, the fault lies in yourself.
Tecumseh
Show respect to all people, but grovel to none.
Tecumseh
Simon LeBon 
Oskar Schindler 
Neil Kinnock 
William Petersen 
Stanislaw Lem 
Paula Yates 
Gustav Klimt 
John Hay