Quotes from authors that died on Mar 30th
When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.
Mitch Hedberg
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
Mitch Hedberg
My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
Mitch Hedberg
Fear is a noose that binds until it strangles.
Jean Toomer
Love is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle-aged, and the mutual dependence of the old.
John Ciardi
Samuel L. Jackson 
Francesco Guicciardini 
Ahmed Yassin 
Ray Bolger 
Walter Gilbert 
Peter Hain 
Sid Meier 
Christy Romano