Random Line Quotes
I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line.
Elvis Presley
But I can also write in crappy motel rooms, while standing in line, or sitting in the dentist's chair.
Augusten Burroughs
In fact, the bandits steal the drinks and assistance provided along the course. Worse, they cross the finish line and mess up the scoring of legitimate runners.
Joe Henderson
If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to.
Ron Livingston
