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100% Irony Free
I like toast
I press charges
I've forgotten more than i've ever learned
I'm leaving my body to science fiction
I'm with the band
Thats all i'm saying and i ain't saying no more.
WI'm the kind of person my parents want me to stay away from.
My favorite color is chocolate.
I'm not your monkey
Give blood and you too can get a free bumper sticker.
I think, therefore i'm dangerious
I love my job...shoot me now!
D'oh!
Short Chicks rock!
Its been one of those days all week

GIMMIEABREAK!
sheesh!
whatever!
As If
Bite Me!
BooYah!
Quiet brain! or i'll poke you with another Q-tip.
You're not the boss of me!
Buy American!
Follow your dreams, except the one where your at school in your underwear.
Smile and at nice.
Say say NO thank you.
Please! do not feed the ego!
If you can read this. Thank a teacher.
Slow thinkers keep right.
Don't drive and derive. Alcohol and calculus don't mix.
park in rear. (or) parking in rear
Change is good...you go first!
People before profits!
Spank Me!




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