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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Oscar Levant 
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mae West
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The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.
Natalie Wood
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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz
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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Groucho Marx
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It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
Jay London
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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
Steven Wright
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