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I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
Will Rogers 
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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz
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Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.
Ronald Reagan
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There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.
Josh Billings
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My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
Spike Milligan
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People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
Ellen DeGeneres
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
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