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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Bill Cosby 
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Groucho Marx
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I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.
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Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
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Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
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