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It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
Jay London 
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I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
Bertrand Russell
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The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
Jay Leno
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There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.
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Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
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