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All Marriage Quotes
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
Zsa Zsa Gabor 
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The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.
Peter De Vries
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Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.
Jean Rostand
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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
Billy Connolly
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Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
Irwin Corey
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I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.
Lee Grant
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Groucho Marx
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A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.
Paul Sweeney
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A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
James H. Boren
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Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman.
Joseph Joubert
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