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All Marriage Quotes
No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.
H. L. Mencken 
39% of people like this quote
Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder.
Thornton Wilder
39% of people like this quote
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
H. L. Mencken
38% of people like this quote
It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others.
Helen Rowland
36% of people like this quote
A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.
W. Somerset Maugham
30% of people like this quote
A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.
John Steinbeck
29% of people like this quote
Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.
Elbert Hubbard
24% of people like this quote
Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that night.
Paul Hornung
21% of people like this quote