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At a Towing Company: We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.
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At a Used Car Lot: Second Hand cars in first crash condition.
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Door of a plastic surgeon’s office: Hello. May we pick your nose?
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Car Lot: The best way to get on your feet....Miss a car payment.
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At the entrance of the large machinery plant: Warning to young ladies: If you wear loose clothes, beware of the machinery. If you wear tight clothes, beware of the machinist.
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At a tire shop in Milwaukee: Invite us to your next blowout.
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A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago: Do not activate with wet hands.
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At a Santa Fe gas station: We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.
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