"Well- no, I feel very grownup actually!"- after being asked if she was still just a kid - Keira Knightley
"They're a bit like chicken fillets really. You can hit people with them!" -talking about her temporary breast implants for Pirates - Keira Knightley
"I'm obsessed with shoes. I must have hundreds of pairs. I'm a shoe fiend. That reminds me- I need to go shopping!" - Keira Knightley
" I think I always disappoint people because they always expect someone very pretty, very done."
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle." - Bob Hope
- "A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah." - Ronald Reagan
- "Commit the oldest sins, the newest kind of ways." - William Shakespeare
"I've had a wonderful evening, but this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx
- "I never think of the future - it comes soon enough." - Albert Einstein
- "I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time." - Marilyn Munroe
- "Those of you in the cheaper seats clap your hands, those of you in the
more expensive ones rattle your jewelry." - John Lennon
"Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun." - Mao Tse Tung
- "Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended." - Zsa Zsa Gabor
- "I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to." - Elvis Presley
- "My one regret in life is that I'm not somebody else." - Woody Allen
"Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names." - R. Kennedy
- "She looks like she combs her hair with an egg beater." - Hedda Hopper
- "You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." - Dean Martin
- "You're not a real manager unless you've been sacked." - Malcolm Allison
- "This is on me" is what Dorothy Parker wanted on her tombstone
- "When you are down and out, something always turns up - usually the noses
of your friends." - Orson Welles
- "Anybody who sees and paints a sky green and pastures blue ought to be
sterilized." - Adolf Hitler
- "I am an optimist. But I'm an optimist who takes his raincoat." - Harold Wilson
- "The only place where success comes before work is in a dictionary." - Vidal Sassoon
- "I'm not against half-naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be..." Benny Hill
- "The nicest thing about quotes is that they give us a nodding acquaintance with the originator which is often socially impressive." - Kenneth Williams
"The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy". - Helen Hayes (at 73)
- "TV has brought murder back into the home where it belongs." - Alfred Hitchcock
- "TV is more interesting than people. If it were not, we should have people standing in the corners of our rooms." - Alan Coren
"Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something."
-- Plato
"Try not to become a man of success, but rather, try to become a man of value." -- Albert Einstein
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." --Mark Twain
"Woman are meant to be loved, not to be understood". --Oscar Wilde
"Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend". --Martin Luther King, Jr.
"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind". --Gandhi
"If you love your job, you haven't worked a day in your life." --Tommy Lasorda
"Every relationship I've been in, I've overwhelmed the girl. They just can't handle all the love. " . --Justin Timberlake
"Keep your face to the sunshine and you will not see the shadows". - Helen Keller
"You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take. - Wayne Gretzky
"Happiness isn't getting what you want, it's wanting what you got". - Garth Brooks
"Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music". - George Carlin
"For those who understand no explanation is needed, ...For those who don't none will do". - Jerry Lewis
"Don't be so humble, you're not that great". - Golda Meir
"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house". - Zsa Zsa Gabor
"Ya gots to work with what you gots to work with". - Stevie Wonder
"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." --Jason Kidd
"People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only make $500,000." --Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990
"I'm the best there was, the best there is, and the best there ever will be!." --Bret Hart
""Ninety percent of the game is half mental." --Jim Wohford
"Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself." - after being told he looked cool (Yogi Berra).

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