she's seen a parrot! That must mean it's all gonna be okay!"
-on Pirates of the Caribbean commentary -
people say that I must be a terrible person, but its not true.
I have the heart of a young boy in a jar on my desk" -Stephen
are very squishy. So I shall name you squishy. And you shall be
my little squishy."--Dory from finding nemo
Victory is mine! -Stewie from Family Guy
the hell is that?!"- upon seeing herself with muscles on the
King Arthur poster
"Date Prince William? No, he's too...horsey. -
"Well- no, I feel very grownup actually!"-
after being asked if she was still just a kid -
"They're a bit like chicken fillets really. You can hit people
with them!" -talking about her temporary breast implants for Pirates
"I'm obsessed with shoes. I must have hundreds
of pairs. I'm a shoe fiend. That reminds me- I need to go shopping!"
" I think I always disappoint people because they always expect
someone very pretty, very done."
"Middle age is when your age starts to show
around your middle." - Bob Hope
- "A hippie is someone who looks like
Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah." - Ronald Reagan
- "Commit the oldest sins, the newest kind
of ways." - William Shakespeare
"I've had a wonderful evening, but
this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx
- "I never think of the future - it comes
soon enough." - Albert Einstein
- "I've been on a calendar, but I've
never been on time." - Marilyn Munroe
- "Those of you in the cheaper seats clap
your hands, those of you in the
more expensive ones rattle your jewelry." - John Lennon
"Political power grows out of the
barrel of a gun." - Mao Tse Tung
- "Husbands are like fires - they go out
when unattended." - Zsa Zsa Gabor
- "I don't know anything about music.
In my line you don't have to." - Elvis Presley
- "My one regret in life is that I'm not
somebody else." - Woody Allen
"Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."
- R. Kennedy
- "She looks like she combs her hair with
an egg beater." - Hedda Hopper
- "You're not drunk if you can lie on the
floor without holding on." - Dean Martin
- "You're not a real manager unless you've
been sacked." - Malcolm Allison
"This is on me" is what Dorothy Parker wanted on her tombstone
- "When you are down and out, something always
turns up - usually the noses
of your friends." - Orson Welles
- "Anybody who sees and paints a sky green
and pastures blue ought to be
sterilized." - Adolf Hitler
- "I am an optimist. But I'm an optimist
who takes his raincoat." - Harold Wilson
- "The only place where success comes before
work is in a dictionary." - Vidal Sassoon
- "I'm not against half-naked girls - not
as often as I'd like to be..." Benny Hill
- "The nicest thing about quotes is
that they give us a nodding acquaintance with the originator which is
often socially impressive." - Kenneth Williams
"The hardest years in life are those between
ten and seventy". - Helen Hayes (at 73)
- "TV has brought murder back into the home
where it belongs." - Alfred Hitchcock
- "TV is more interesting than people. If
it were not, we should have people standing in the corners of our rooms."
- Alan Coren
"Wise men talk because they have something
to say. Fools talk because they have to say something."
"Try not to become a man of success, but
rather, try to become a man of value." -- Albert Einstein
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have
little or no influence on society." --Mark Twain
"Woman are meant to be loved, not to be understood".
is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend".
--Martin Luther King, Jr.
"An eye for an eye makes the whole world
"If you love your job, you haven't worked
a day in your life." --Tommy Lasorda
"Every relationship I've been in, I've overwhelmed
the girl. They just can't handle all the love. " . --Justin Timberlake
"Keep your face to the sunshine and you will
not see the shadows". - Helen Keller
"You miss 100 percent of the shots you never
take. - Wayne Gretzky
isn't getting what you want, it's wanting what you got". - Garth
"Those who dance are considered insane by
those who cannot hear the music". - George Carlin
"For those who understand no explanation
is needed, ...For those who don't none will do". - Jerry Lewis
"Don't be so humble, you're not that great".
- Golda Meir
"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time
I get a divorce, I keep the house". - Zsa Zsa Gabor
"Ya gots to work with what you gots to work
with". - Stevie Wonder
going to turn this team around 360 degrees." --Jason Kidd
"People think we make $3 million and $4 million
a year. They don't realize that most of us only make $500,000."
--Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990
the best there was, the best there is, and the best there ever will
be!." --Bret Hart
""Ninety percent of the game is half
mental." --Jim Wohford
"Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself."
- after being told he looked cool (Yogi Berra).