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"We don't have a host and it's hard to vote yourself off the island when you're the only one on it." [comparing Cast Away to Survivor] -- Tom Hanks
"When I first came to Hollywood I was told to go out with an agent because it was good for my career. So I went to a party with him because it was good for my 'career.' Well, he thought the whole thing was a big date. Needless to say, I was very upset."-- Salma Hayek
"A bit of lusting after someone does wonders for the skin."-- Elizabeth Hurley
"I've always wanted to be a spy, and frankly i'm a little surprised that British intelligence has never approached me." -- Elizabeth Hurley
"Boredom is a great motivator." -- Uma Thurman


"I ried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things, but you're old enough, too." -- Liv Tyler
"I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children." [on Lennox Lewis] -- Mike Tyson
"I wasn't the cutest or the most talented, but I could get through the question-and-answer period." [on beauty pageants] -- Oprah Winfrey
"I was like, 'I want that one!'" [on boyfriend Nick Lachey of 98 Degrees ]-- Jessica Simpson
"Good judgement comes from experience. Sometimes, experience comes from bad judgement." --Christian Slater
"I don't have a boyfriend right now. I'm looking for anyone with a job that I don't have to support." -- Anna Nicole Smith
"Success is like death. The more successful you become, the higher the houses in the hills get and the higer the fences get." - Kevin Spacey
"Marry Prince William? I would love that. After all, who wouldn't want to be a princess?" -- Britney Spears
"I want a sandwich named after me." -- Jon Stewart
"Sometimes I don't feel like the person that I'm supposed to be. I don't feel like I deserve any of this." -- Mena Suvari
"I really lived life to its fullest and that got me in trouble from time to time." -- Matthew Perry

"Being married means I can [break wind] and eat ice cream in bed." -- Brad Pitt
"Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend." -- Lucy Liu
"I identify with women more than men. I guess I have a strong feminine side." -- Lenny Kravitz
"I'm just like anyone. I cut and I bleed. And I embarass easily."- Michael Jackson
"My whole goal is to keep my spirit intact. If that doesn't happen, none of this is worth it." -- Jewel
"I am so in love with my brother right now!" -- Angelina Jolie
"I was always told I was special. And I was also assured that I had a gift and a purpose."-- Ashley Judd
"Only a genius can play a fool." -- Michael Rapaport
"Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special." -- Chris Rock




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