Stupid Quotes
Proverbs
Mistranslation
Silly Quotes
Pickup Lines
Taglines
Celebrity Quotes
Gravestones
Bumper Stickers
Famous Last Words
Murphy's Laws
Answering Machine
Funny Thoughts
Misc Quotes

Home Page


Refer a Friend!
Bookmark Us!
Suggest a Quote!
 




Celebrity Quotes

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money. --Robin Williams
Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work. --Al Capone
It's better to live one day as a lion, than a hundred as a sheep. --Benito Mussollini
A lot of people are afraid to say what they want. That's why they don't get what they want.
-- Madonna

I wish people could acheive what they think would bring them happiness in order for them to realize that that's not what happiness really is. -- Alanis Morisette

The key to immortallity, is living a life which is worth to be remembered. Bruce Lee
I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute.
-- Rebecca West
What luck for rulers that men do not think. -- Adolf Hitler
Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you 50,000 dollars for a kiss and 50 cents for your soul.
-- Marilyn Monroe
Some say the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice; I say the darker the flesh then the deeper the roots.
-- Tupac Shakur

I used to live in a room full of mirrors; all I could see was me. I take my spirit and I crash my mirrors, now the whole world is here for me to see. -- Jimi Hendrix
One man with courage is a majority.-- Thomas Jefferson
No one knows my ability the way I do. I am pushing against it all the time. --John Steinbeck
I'm still the little southern girl from the wrong side of the tracks who really didn't feel like she belonged.
--Faye Dunaway.
I am just too much. -- Bette Davis
It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
-- Muhammad Ali

I never set out to hurt anybody deliberately unless it was, you know, important. Like a league game or something. --Dick Butkus
I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way. -- Jessica Rabit (Who framed Roger Rabbit)
I say I'm Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin all wrapped up into one. If I die early ... I'll be just like those guys. --Dennis Rodman.
I'm not smart enough to lie. -- Ronald Reagan
I am not in the closet. I am not coming out of the closet. I am not gay. --Oprah Winfrey
I don't want people to know what I'm actually like. It's not good for an actor.
- - Jack Nicholson, 1993

If people screw me, I screw back in spades.
- - Donald Trump
You have to be a bastard to make it, and that's a fact. And the Beatles are the biggest bastards on earth.
- - -John Lennon





>> more celebrity quotes



GoodQuotes.com is part of the Bored.com network.
©
All Rights Reserved.      Contact Us here.