Misc
Quotes
Judge
me all you want, but keep the verdict to yourself.
Happiness
is felt by making other people happy.
You
have ONE advantage over me.....you can kiss my ass and I can't!!
whoever
said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door....
Behind
every damsel is a fire breathing dragon
When
you lose someone, you realize just how much that person means to
you, So maybe its a good thing they're gone. So you can see just
how much that person means to you. -Anonymous. |
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Guys
are like port-o-potties. All the good ones are taken and all the bad
ones are full of crap! -Anonymous
Im
a palm reader : Gasp! You'll die, but don't worry. You'll live through
it.
You
have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted
and used against you
I'm
in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!"
-Homer J. Simpson
On
top of a pickle relish jar: I relish the thought of meeting your buns.
"Most
people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation.
And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's
really hot." -Anonymous
Every
10 seconds a woman is giving birth, she must be found and stoped
"Everyday
is a gift, thats why they call it the present."
"treat
everyone the same, till you find out there an idiot"
Do
I give my friends advice? Jesus, no. They wouldn't take advice from
me. Nobody should take advice from me. I haven't got a clue about anything..
"
i had the whole world in my hands but i gave it away"
"lets
toast till we die"
"i
never need to see the sun again, there enough light in your eyes to
light up all the world"
There
is a light at the end of every tunnel....just pray it's not a train!.
Now
you won't talk to me for something I didn't do
I
pushed it all aside just stand next to you.
Save
a baby seal...Club a liberal
You
laugh at me because I'm strange I laugh at you because your stupid!
If
you dont like my driving stay off the sidewalk
life
isnt a garden ........ so stop being a hoe.
"I hate advice unless I'm giving it"
when
ya got em' by the balls...their hearts and minds will follow.
"i
have the answer in my head. i just havent found it yet"
"Tradgedy
is when i cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer
and die"- Mel Brooks
"Even
If It Kills Me, I'm Gonna Smile."
In
a world of nonsense, everything something is, it isn't, everything it
would be wouldn't, and everything it wasn't, was.
Love
will die if held to tightly, love will fly if held to lightly.
i
am the master of my fate, i am the captain of my soul.
GEEKS
UNITE TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!
"The
most powerful position is on your knees."
People
can live one hundred years without really living a minute.
Never
hire a colorblind electrician.
"They
mis-underestimated me." -George W. Bush (president)
Don't
think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey.
If
everything is coming your way you're in the wrong lane!
"reality
is an illusion created by lack of alcohol
"No
one is a failure if they have friends" - the angel from It's a
Wonderful Life"
Excuse
me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.
"Friend
are the flowers in the garden of life"
Yesterday
was never here and tomorrow will never be but today is a gift that's
why they call it 'present'.
"No
Matter what you do there will be critics."
"All
that changes in history is the name we give things." -Harry Truman
"You
never see the bad days in a photo album but it’s those days that
get us from one happy snapshot to the next."
"There
is dignity in suffering; nobility in pain; but failure is a salted wound,
that burns and burns again!"
"You
can't free a bird if it ain't gunna fly. You can't live a life if you
don't ask "Why?"
"There
are people I would take a bullet for and people I would like to put
a bullet in." ---Benji (Good Charlotte)
"Death is instant, Pain will end, glory is forever"
"The
power to believe in yourself, is the power to change fate"
"We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately"
-- Benjamin Franklin
Do
not envy the one you admire most, instead, try to make yourself one
that can be envied
"Sinning wouldn't be so popular if it's wages were paid immediately"
Everyone
has music in them. Only the talented have the ability to share it with
the rest of the world
"TO PLANT A GARDEN IS TO BELIEVE IN TOMORROW"
"If
God didn't want me to do it he would have stopped med"
"The good news is that you may have created my past and screwed
up my present but you have no control over my future." ~ You Don't
Know Me, David Klass"
Do
not envy the one you admire most, instead, try to make yourself one
that can be envied
-"Love starts with a hug, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear!"
-"The
lesson is in the struggle, not in the victory!"
-"Only those who can see the invisible can do the impossible!"
-"Its
ok to kiss a fool, its ok to let a fool kiss you, but never let a kiss
fool you!"
"Friends are gods ways of apologizing for our families"
Life's
a garden dig it
"You only live once...but if you live it right, once is enough"
Only
after the last tree has been cut down,
only after the last river has been poisoned,
only after the last fish has been caught,
only then will you realize that money cannot be eaten
"If your ship doesn’t come in, swim out to it"-Jonathan
winters.
"The
best man for a job is a woman"-Ares (from Xena Warrior Princess)
"Knowledge talks, wisdom listens"
"To
control others is to have power, to control yourself is to know the
way" - Lao Ma
A woman has to work twice as hard as a man to be thought of as half
as good. Luckily this is not difficult"
II can resist anything but temptation
I believe in angels,
the Kind that heaven sends
...I'm surrounded
By angels, but I call
Them my best friends
If you do it you’ll regret it, if you don’t do it you’ll
regret it, either way your going to regret it, you might as well just
do it
"If the first grape you eat is bitter then you will not bother
eating grapes again. If the first grape you eat is a sweet one then
you will be willing to eat a lot of bitter grapes in search of another
sweet one "
"I
don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less
than half of you half as well as you deserve." -Bilbo Baggins (The
Fellowship of the Ring: J.R.R. Tolkien)
" To see a world in a grain of sand, and a heaven in a wildflower
. . .hold infinity in the palm of your hand, and eternity in an hour
. . . " ~William Blakeg
"I've
been rich and I've been poor… rich is better"
Creating success is tough but keeping it is tougher -Pete Roseg
"Some
people walk in the rain, others just get wet" - Roger Miller
"All who wander are not lost." -JRR Tolkien
"No
amount of sizzle will make a bad steak good."
Ashes to Ashes Dust-to-Dust, Life is short so Party We must!
Sticks
and stones are hard on bones,
aimed with angry art
words can sting like anything,
but silence breaks the heart... -Phyllis mcgenlee
"Give up for a second and that is where you will finish."
When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long
and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones
which open for us. --Alexander Graham Bell
Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence.
Talent will not. Nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent.
Genius will not. Unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will
not. The world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence, determination
and hard work make the difference. -- Calvin Coolidge
Our
greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time
we fail. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
What do we live for, if it is not to make life
less difficult for each other? -- George Eliot
Finish
each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders
and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow
is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit
to be encumbered with your old nonsense. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
While we may not be able to control all that happens
to us, we can control what happens inside us. -- Ben Franklin
Whatever
you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and
magic in it. Begin it now. -- Goethe
What lies before us and what lies beyond us is
tiny compared to what lies within us. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes
When
you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. -- Thomas
Jefferson
Your vision will become clear only when you look
into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakens.
-- Carl Jung
Only
those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly. -- Robert F.
Kennedy
Friendship with one's self is all important, because
without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. -- Eleanor
Roosevelt
Life
isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. -- George
Bernard Shaw
~Resistance drains energy~
~Acceptance saves it~
~Cheerfulness sustains it~ -- Anonymous
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