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Misc
Quotes
"I'm
on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it."
"The only two things I don't eat for
breakfast are lunch and dinner."
"A
Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer is to computing what a McDonalds
Certified Food Specialist is to fine cuisine."
"Remember when American moms used to
tell their kids to finish dinner because children were starving
in Africa ? Well, thanks a lot, Mom — Africans are still starving
and American kids are obese." — Larry Baum. |
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"All
the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening."
— Alexander Woollcott.
"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant
? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God... I could
be eating a slow learner." — Lynda Montgomery.
"The
second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second
day you're off it."
"I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat
anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people."
— Ed Bluestone.
"My
advice if you insist on slimming: Eat as much as you like — just
don't swallow it." — Harry Secombe (1921- ), welsh singer,
actor, and comedian.
"Can it be a mistake that "STRESSED"
is "DESSERTS" spelled backwards ??"
"The
devil came to me last night and asked what I wanted in exchange for
my soul. I still can't believe I said pizza. Friggin' cravings."
— Marc Ostroff.
"I think they should put a warning label
on strawberries: 'Caution: tastes nothing like a strawberry milkshake'."
— Ryan Kaplan.
"Give
a man food, and he can eat for a day. Give a man a job, and he can only
eat for 30 minutes on break." — Lev L. Spiro
"Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with
a college education." — Mark Twain.
"I
can't believe you can get banned from a bakery for mispronouncing 'focaccia'
!" — Hikeeba.
"The journey of a thousand pounds begins
with a single burger." — Chris O'Brien
"A
balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."
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