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Misc
Quotes
"Last
week I ate a 5th Avenue bar on 5th Avenue while little kids eating
Snickers bars snickered at me. It was probably that whole 'irony'
thing." — John Gephart
"Food is an important part of a balanced
diet." — Fran Lebowitz (1950- ), US writer
"Some
breakfast food manufacturer hit upon the simple notion of emptying
out the leavings of carthorse nose bags, adding a few other things
like unconsumed portions of chicken layer's mash, and the sweepings
of racing stables, packing the mixture in little bags and selling
them in health food shops." — Frank Muir (1920- ), British
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"A
converted cannibal is one who, on Friday, eats only fishermen."
— Emily Lotney.
"The
way to a man's heart is through his stomach."
"If it screams, it's not food... yet."
"Give
me liberty or... OOOooo... A jelly donut !" — Homer Simpson
"Just because something's toxic doesn't mean
it's not tasty." — Matthew J. Siske
"If
you ate pasta and antipasti, would you still be hungry ?"
"What's the greatest worldwide use of cowhide
? To hold cows together."
"Save
the whales — collect the entire set."
"The only two things I don't eat for breakfast
are lunch and dinner."
"I'm
on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it."
"The only two things I don't eat for breakfast
are lunch and dinner."
"I'm
on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it."
"The only two things I don't eat for breakfast
are lunch and dinner."
"I'm
on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it."
"The only two things I don't eat for breakfast
are lunch and dinner."
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misc quotes
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