"It's not whether you win or lose; it's how you place the blame."

"Most born executives are people with a parent who started the business."
"My contribution to productivity at my job is to refrain from giving my co-workers the severe beatings they so richly deserve." — Gene B.

"So I had this dream yesterday that I was at work... no, wait... I was dreaming yesterday while I was at work. Yeah, that's it. Anyway, long story short: Anybody know of a job opening for a security guard ?" — Steiner Sellers.

"Word to the wise: When composing an e-mail message to your boss from home late at night, be sure to take inventory of the empty beer cans around you before you press 'send'." — Jumpin' Jack Reynolds.

"I think you should profit from the mistakes of others. You don't live long enough to make them all yourself."

"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.

"If something goes wrong... blame the guy who can't speak English." — Homer Simpson

"The three little sentences that will get you through life:
1- Cover for me.
2- Oh, good idea, Boss !
3- It was like that when I got here." — Homer Simpson.

"If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they."

"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance ?"




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