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Are
we related? Do you want to be?
I know a great way to burn off the
calories in that pastry you just ate.
I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
You remind me of a girl I used to date.
Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you Laura?
Really, what time?
You remind me of a girl I used to date.
Are
my undies showing? Answer: "No." You: "Would you
like them to?
If I could rearrange the alphabet,
I would flip the M and W (double you).
If
belly buttons were a status symbol, then baby you would be God.
I am not a queen but I'll give you
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I'm
sick. My medicine is to talk to you."
You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I
can't stop ya.
Excuse
me, but do you have the temperature?
Hi, do you speak English? (yes.) Oh, me
too.
Do you know that the Edmonton Oilers haven't won
the Stanley Cup for a while now?
Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause
you shine like an angel.
Excuse me, but I think I left your sunglasses
in your pocket. Mind if I check?
Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
Bond.
James Bond.
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"]
I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
Did it hurt? Woman: Did what hurt? When you fell
out of heaven?
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!!
MY JAW!!
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit
a home run with you.
I have only three months to live...
I
didn't know that angels could fly so low!
I must be lost. I thought paradise was
further south.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my
heart taking off?
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like
this?
What's your sign?
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