Pickup
Line
I
think I could fall madly in bed with you..
I'd like to name a multiple orgasm
after you.
If
you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
Sit on my face and let me get to 'nose'
you better?
Let's have a party and invite your pants to
come on down.
Sit on my lap and we'll get things
straight between us.
You smell wet. Let's Party.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to
come over and talk to you. |
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Didn't
anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...
Hey..somebody farted. Let's get out of
here..
Have you ever played leap frog naked??.
I'll bet you 100 bucks that you couldn't
get all your clothes off in 30 seconds.
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell
everyone we did anyway.
I had a wet dream about you last night.
Would you like to make it a reality?
I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and
it intimidates me a little.
My face is leaving in 10 minutes. Be on
it.
You
see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from
afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
Can I see your tan lines?.
Is
there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Lie down. I think I love you.
Excuse me, are you ready to go home yet?
I know this is going to sound like a line,
but did that sound like a line? Are you disappointed?
Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer
to your prayers.
Your face or mine?
I'm single!
Would you like to see my boa constrictor?
Would you like to come and party in my toolshed?
As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting
something? She: What? Me!
I thought "very-fine" only came in a
bottle!
Do you believe in helping the homeless?
[If yes] Take me home with you.
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