Pickup
Line
Baby
you're a sex crime waiting to happen.
Did you have Campbell's soup today?
(she answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!
Hey
so you want to see some magic? You and I will go to your place have
sex and I'll disappear in the morning.
Would you like to be my love buffet
so I can lay you on a table and take what I want?
Darn girl you even look good with the lights
on!
If you look that good in clothes, you
must look even better out of them.
So, I see you eat with utensils. Well, I've
got one that I'm just dying to put in your drawers.
You look a little feverish. Luckily
I always have an oral thermometer on me. |
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Do
you like blueberries or strawberries, 'cause I want to know what kind
of pancakes to order in the morning.
My mattress is a little hard. Would you
like to help me break it in?
Before you run, I am not a freak.
Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from
across the room.
Coffee? Tea? Me?
I've got an alarm clock that makes the
best sound in the morning. Would you like to come and hear it?.
I'm an army recruiter. Why don't you come over
to my place and "be all you can be."
You must be a chef, because you certainly
are mighty spicy.
Excuse me, your fly is down. Oops, maybe not now
but definately later.
If you were a pair of pants I'd wear you
out!!
The best part of me is covered up.
That dress would look awfully nice on my
bedroom floor...
Take
a chance on me.
There's an aura about you that's hidden
and I want to bring that aura out.
This
is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single.
Aren't we supposed to get together for
a candlelight dinner later tonight?
What did you say? Oh, I thought you were talking
to me.
You should be someone's wife.
Can I please be your slave tonight?
Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you
seem or do you remind me of myself?
Hey, wanna see my R2D2 impersonation? (Think about
it...)
I like your shoes! Do you like mine??
Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle
of champagne.
Would you like someone to mix with your
drink?
Would you like to be in movies?
Hey babe, did you know I'm on the Harvard
Mailing List?
Whatever you do, don't ever cut that silky hair
of yours!
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