I think, of all the Dakotas, my favorite is South...next to you. Your name is Dakota, right? Oh really? OK, then I'd have to say South, followed by North.
Hi. I hope to someday collect twist ties.
I really want to know more about you... starting with why you have that stupid look on your face.
Dear God, I'm so itchy. Buy you a cocktail weenie?.
Hey baby, wanna sleep with your father.
Mom and dad's outta town and the house is mine. Eh? Eh?.
Someone call heaven, 'cause I think something died in here.
If we're quiet, my roommate'll never know we're bumping uglies.
I'll bet you a night of dinner and a movie that my finger smells worse than yours.
Pray here often?
A woman like you makes me wish our mechitza were see-through
Smile if you want me!.
By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and damn, I look good!.
I'm the doctor of love baby and you're over due for your meat injection.
Hey baby, where you been all my life.
Hey babe! did you hear about the guy and the girl who talked together at the dance? Well...Let me read you the story tonight when I tuck us into bed.
Do you wanna come back to my house for sex and pizza? No? You don't like pizza?
Are you a Pokemon?? Cuz i'd sure like to pikachu!!.
Did you drop something? Cause you sure look like you are picking up.
Hey baby, are you like Sprite because you make me want to obey my thirst.
My love for you is like the Energizer Bunny, it keeps going and going....
If you were a library book, I would check you out.



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