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You
are the hottest thing since sunburn.
Let's make out so I can see if you
taste as good as you look.
Hi, I'm Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?.
It's not the size of the boat. It's
the motion of the ocean.
Is that a run in your stockings, or is it
the stairway to heaven?.
I can read palms. {write your # on
their hand} OOh it says your gonna call me soon!.
I was just checking your tag to see if you
were made in heaven.
Excuse me, but does my tongue taste
funny to you?.
Hey babe, can I have your number? I think
it'll look better in my pocket than in your head.
Look at all those curves, and me with
no brakes!!! . |
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My
magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must
be an hour fast! .
I think you've got something in your eye.
Oh nevermind, it's just a sparkle.
The only thing I want between our relationship
is latex.
You must be Jamaican, Cause you Jamaican
me crazy.
Is your father a farmer? Because you sure do have
some nice melons.
Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth,
creamy, and easy to spread.
I love every bone in your body, especially mine.
Can you help me find my puppy? I think
he went into this cheap motel room.
Your
so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.
Wanna tickle my Oscar Meyer Wiener?.
Baby, you're like a championship bass. I don't
know whether to mount you or eat you!.
Can we play baseball? You have a nice bat
but instead of a ball- lets use my hole!.
Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your
knees and give me a couple blows!.
My name's Pogo, d'ya wanna jump on my stick?.
Guess what?! I've got an 8" tounge and I
can breath out of my ears!.
Can I put my beef in your taco?.
I'd die happy if I saw you naked.
Does beauty run in your family?
What are you looking at?
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