who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok..
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
on toilet, get high on pot.
Woman who dance while wearing jock
strap have make believe ballroom.
Woman who ride bicycle in city pedal ass all
A girl's best asset is her 'lie'ability.
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
Support bacteria -- it's the only culture
some people have!
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Virginity like bubble, one prick all
Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor.
like bubble, one prick all gone.
Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic
transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard.
Woman who cooks beans and peas in same
pot very unsanitary.
Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best
Man who marries a girl with no bust has
right to feel low down.
Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.
He who fishes in another man's well often
Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss
He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall
the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.
The hand that turneth the knob, opens the
Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into
his own hands.
He who eats to many prunes, sits on toilet
Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty
Man who fly plane upside down have crackup.
War does not determine who is right, war determine
who is left.
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
who eat prunes get good run for money.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find
him in cathouse.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.
43% of all statistics are worthless.
bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't
make him think.
"A Wise Man can see more from the bottom
of a well than a Fool can see from the top of a mountain." .
"You never test the depth of a river
with both feet."
"Hear and you forget; see and you remember;
do and you understand."
"The believer is happy. The doubter
It takes both sunshine and rain to make a rainbow.
Anger is a condition in which the tongue
works faster than the mind.
Everything has beauty but not everyone sees it.
There are no short cuts to any place worth
Free speech carries with it some freedom to listen.
A man who thinks too much about his ancestors
is like a potatothe best part of him is underground.
A ship in the harbor is safe, but that is not
what ships are built for.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet
conceive; trust your heart.
A peacock who sits on his tail is just
He who never made a mistake never made a discovery.
It is never too late to be what you might
If you are willing to admit faults, you have one
less fault to admit.
You cannot get to the top by sitting on