It's a play where something... by Allan Sherman, an American Musician

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“It's a play where something went wrong, 'Cause it's five hours, twelve minutes long. If you sit there, my friend, From beginning 'til end, Then your bladder better be strong!”

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Name: Allan Sherman

Nationality: American

Date of Birth: Nov 30, 1924

Date of Death: Nov 20, 1973

Profession: Musician

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In Hollywood if you are not working, you are a leper. True, you are probably living in the most expensive leper colony in the world.

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I have always lived beyond my means. I am still trying to live beyond my means, but it is getting harder all the time. I am very rich.

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I had moved out of the Edison Hotel because I couldn't pay the bill and was living at the Lincoln Hotel, where I couldn't pay the bill either, but it was cheaper.

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Our act started at the bottom and went downhill.

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Even if Scrabble had been invented then, I wouldn't have wanted to play Scrabble, because the highest triple word score in the world would not have expressed how much I liked the game Natalie and I played every afternoon.

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