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“This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.”
 
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Art Buchwald
 
Name:   Art Buchwald
 
Nationality:   American
 
Date of Birth:   Oct 20, 1925
 
Date of Death:   Jan 17,  2007
 
Profession:   Journalist
 
 
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You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.
 
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I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team.
 
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If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.
 
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So far things are going my way. I am known in the hospice as The Man Who Wouldn't Die. I don't know if this is true or not, but I think some people, not many, are starting to wonder why I'm still around.
 
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The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo.
 
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